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RetroBlast Reviews a Piece of Crap
Review by Kevin Steele
June, 2005
Overview
This product is, to put it bluntly, a real pile of crap.
The Product As Presented for Review
I can't beat around the bush: the Scatamatic MethaneGenerator is the biggest pile of manure I've ever reviewed. There's really no other way to describe it, honestly. It's a big steaming pile, and it smells.
I can't think of any redeeming uses for this product. It's obvious that no thought went into its manufacture, and frankly it looks like it was just cranked out and dumped onto the market.
Testing
My analysis of the performance of this product was limited to its odor-generating properties, at which it excelled. In fact, the only thing that this crap does well is stink.
I was unable to gather any more detailed information on this product because, frankly, I didn't want to touch it with a ten-foot pole.
Conclusions
I'd recommend you stay away from this turd at all costs — you'll want to wash your hands of the whole thing if you ever get your hands on one. Definitely not recommended by RetroBlast!
